Chronicles of Istera
“ok, so heres the deal. reminngton has the biggest peepee(or penis) of any animal alive. he can shoot seventeen magic missiles out of his butthole and shits dragons.
he doesnt take any shit from anyone, except from himself, and when he does shit, it is DRAGONS. There are DRAGONS coming from his pucker.
remington also has big booty bitches waiting for him in every country. there names are
-lady number two
-probably the empress
-the empress’ twin sister
there was one time when remingtin was zanes penis and shae shot her boobies at him and he ate them.
It was awesome.